While doing a medical history on a psychotic/delusional young man, I asked if he had any problems with his lungs. He replied, in a somewhat mystified tone, “Yeah… I have to keep breathing.”
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While doing a medical history on a psychotic/delusional young man, I asked if he had any problems with his lungs. He replied, in a somewhat mystified tone, “Yeah… I have to keep breathing.”
That’s on a par with my favorite so far. ER screener to depressed patient: “Have you been drinking alcohol today?” Patient: “No.” Then, brightening considerably, “Do you think it would help?”