Archive for the year 2005
Ruth Joins the Prose Police
To celebrate having survived finals week, I am taking the entire day off and doing absolutely NOTHING productive. Okay, other than taking the two dogs and three cats to the vet to have their badly out-of-date shots updated. And throwing the occasional log on the fire so I don’t freeze… and going to work [...]
Posted: December 16th, 2005 under Indignancies.
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A Simple Smile
For those of you who don’t read Kelly Jo’s blog, the movie A Simple Smile, in which she plays me, is in post production. There are some clips online at http://www.itchymovie.com/asimplesmile.html. (The music is just for fill-in until the real music is ready, which is why it’s the same in all the clips. )
I even [...]
Posted: December 6th, 2005 under My Life.
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The Final Analysis
by Mother Theresa
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you.
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, [...]
Posted: November 27th, 2005 under Deep Thoughts.
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Arts and Crafts a la Nursing School
For an assignment in one of my classes this term I gave a presentation on IUDs to a bunch of nurse practitioners who work in the Multnomah County teen health clinics. I did a PowerPoint presentation, and after every few slides I inserted one with a question. The idea was to give prizes to whoever [...]
Posted: November 23rd, 2005 under Eccentricities.
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My Attempt at Play Therapy
One of my classes this term is therapeutic communication. Since I’ve been too busy to post any new blog entries lately, I thought instead that I would share a recent assignment with you. (Names have been changed, just because.)
I “borrowed” my friend Lisa’s two boys for this assignment. Andrew is six years old, and his [...]
Posted: October 27th, 2005 under My Life.
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Forty Eight Hours
I don’t think I’ve ever stayed awake for 48 hours before. I also think it will be a while before I attempt it again. But I had fun.
Friday morning, I woke up as usual (after about 87 “snoozes” and 20 minutes of frantic pomeranian “would you WAKE UP ALREADY, you silly human!?!?!” hair-digging and ear-licking) [...]
Posted: October 24th, 2005 under My Life.
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Modern-Day Conveniences
An elderly woman I was caring for at the hospital the other night had her call light on. When I went in to see what she needed, she told me rather desperately, “I have to go potty!” After determining that she thought she needed to urinate, I reminded her that she had a catheter, and [...]
Posted: September 1st, 2005 under Parallel Universes.
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