It was awhile back – a picture of me on Dad’s new 20-foot metal-framed swing right when I was really leaning into it to get a good height. It was almost as bad as my driver’s license picture.

I did? When was this?

Phooey. I looked and looked, and couldn’t find the horrific picture of you. (Unless you were disguised as a palm tree or a large rock.) I wanna see!!!

Maybe:

“To see if it would hurt”
“It worked out better the last time”
“I thought it was too long”
“My finger was possessed by Satan”
“I missed my manicure”
“I’ve always wanted to”
“The voices in my head told me to”

There are infinite possibilities, although all of them are unlikely under those circumstances just to pop into your head.

By the way, an embarassing pic of Wonko is fair game – he posted a horrific one of me on his homepage at E2.

Wow, you’re right, I did!

Havent you to some point answered your own question in this article at wonko.com

I thought it was pretty cute, actually. And I haven’t scanned that many of your kid pictures so there weren’t a lot to choose from! But if you’d like me to, I could use this one instead…

You posted the most embarrassing kid picture of me that you could possibly find, didn’t you? Thanks a LOT.