Meheh. A family that would make every conspiracy theorist nod knowingly? ) There’s one for Rusty’s quotes page…

Did you notice that “orgone” is only one letter removed from “Oregon”? Perhaps Oregon is just some sly key to Reichians around the country to move here. That would explain the huge influx of people from California recently, since we all know they’d be very happy sitting in little boxes with blue light inside of them. Hmmm..have you ever seen someone in a tanning bed and how the light that comes out of there has a bluish tint to it? And how so many people in Oregon are tan even though there is very, very little sun here to speak of? Food for thought in my opinion. And the CloudBuster thingamajig was located, yep you guessed it, in Southern Oregon. As to aliens and other issues raised herein, I’d argue for a trip to Saturday Market in Portland to do field research. Remember the guy in the goat pants that the kids from Texas thought were so cool? How do we know they were pants? And then there was that guy that could stand motionless with his eyes open for hours. Didn’t look human to me, I tell you. And the giant tranvestites? A good disguise for aliens in any culture. I mean, who the heck’s going to go up and check them out? OK, maybe that’s not a valid question in downtown Portland, but in most other places in the world it’s valid. Except San Francisco. But hey, that justs adds to the earlier theory about California. And I wonder about the reptilian DNA stuff, too. Rusty had a bearded dragon lizard, Ryan brought home Monkey the corn snake (now much, much larger than any other corn snake I’ve seen lately), and you talked me into buying two more and adding them to the fold. And who is it in the family that’s so interested and fascinated with breeding animals and genetics and the like? That would be you, honey. Which makes me wonder about my own role in all of this. Like why I’ve been feeling like I should be awake late at night. Why I’m especially sensitive to other people’s emotions in a very subliminal way. Why I’m constantly seeking a comfortable temperature but never quite able to find it. Why the birds sometimes seem very, very afraid of me. The list goes on. Makes me just want to crawl under a rock, I tell you…But that doesn’t sound good either, does it?

I’m not really sure… I got the impression that I probably shouldn’t expect to get extra credit for this particular research project.

He did mention, however, that I’d be an interesting subject for psychoanalysis. LOTS of INTENSE psychoanalysis. Along with something about how he’d been needing a new airplane, too…

…did your professor go for it? )

You’re making me remember when the X-Files was good! *sniff*